GUNS
Christopher T. Dabrowski.
translated by: Julia Mraczny

SANTA WANTED TO shoot himself. Unfortunately, he had only guns for gifts for local gang members.

Yes, he should have given each of them coal, but he didn’t want to mess with them. One, he was a little afraid of them, and two, he didn’t want to endanger those poor people forced to dress up for him on Christmas and sweat around the shopping malls.

Who knows what would shoot off in the gangsters’ minds—they could take out their rage on the masqueraders.

That evening, when he wanted to shoot himself, he lost all the reindeer in his cards...